How to Get Beaten Senseless After a Press Conference
June 6th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
Tags: boobs, bras, breasts, hoss
Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.
Archive for June, 2013
Tags: boobs, bras, breasts, hoss
I Hate When They Stare At Me…
June 5th, 2013 at 5:15 pm by MarkTags: boxes, cheeseburgers, eyes, garbage, work
It could be worse. Imagine the large, brown eyes of a cow about to be slaughtered… Okay, perhaps that’s not so bad, because now I’m thinking, “Cheeseburger.”
You Could Get Killed Using Apple Maps!
June 4th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by MarkTags: amelia earhart, apple, common sense, iphone, maps
Over the last year, we’ve heard numerous horror stories about people following Apple Maps directions and having their safety, and even their lives, jeopardized. This phenomenon underscores the need for people to stop blindly relying on technology to get them to their destinations…
Definitive Proof: “Crop Circles” Are Hoaxes
June 3rd, 2013 at 5:28 pm by MarkTags: aliens, common sense, crop circles, ufo
That some people continue to believe that crop circles are caused by Aliens makes an absolute mockery of common sense.
A Sane Reason Not to Fly Virgin Airlines
June 2nd, 2013 at 5:30 pm by MarkTags: airports, badgers, flight, virgin
This is why I don’t fly Virgin Airways: because I’m sick and tired of all those motherf@#$in’ badgers on the motherf#@$in’ plane.
