Archive for July, 2013

Parking Ordinance Irony

July 22nd, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
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Of course, the next time you’re going to make fun of a city’s parking ordinances, it’s a good thing to remember that they do have the authority to boot or tow your car…

Not Allowed to Park Here ... Forced to Park Here

Bad Van Design: Jersey City Parking Authority

July 21st, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I’ll bet Jersey City is the only place in the country where the parking fines come with a happy ending…

Jerking Authority

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Grumpy Cat: Keep Calm

July 20th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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Aside from wondering whether Grumpy Cat is grumpy because her name is “Tard,” I also wonder that if a suitable replacement is found after Grumpy Cat’s death, will she be named “ReTard?”

Grumpy Cat: "Keep Calm and Hate Everyone"

Why the Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament Actually Died

July 19th, 2013 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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When Union Products, Inc. stopped producing Pink Flamingo lawn ornaments in 2006, everyone assumed this was the end of the Pink Flamingo. Cado Manufacturing, having owned the rights to produce the Pink Flamingo since 2010, has still faced many challenges in manufacturing and sales, not to mention problems with Zombie Garden Gnomes…

Zombie Garden Gnomes Kill Pink Flamingo

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Why Luke Denied Vader Was His Father

July 18th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Remember when Luke screamed to Vader, “No! It’s not true! I’ll never join you!”? Well, prior to the Star Wars Special Edition, Luke might’ve thought he had a very valid reason…

Denial: Because if Vader isn't Luke's father, he can keep doing his sister.