One of the great things about Christmas Holidays is the movies. A Christmas Story has become a staple of Americana and the way things used to be. Leave it to the Internet to screw up such a fine, American institution.

Funny, I was at WalMart with a friend the other day, and said, “Oh, I know what you can get him — a DPMS M4! Every kid needs one!” Hey, wouldn’t have to worry about him shooting his eye out!