Archive for December, 2013

Dyslexia Holding You Back?

December 22nd, 2013 at 1:32 pm by Mark
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I’m lysdexic, myself, and I’ve found it makes writing a real chore.

Steve: "I'm having a time with school. My dyslexia is really holding me back. I'm not sure what to do."  Larry: "afhiulokfakjaklda;ksd;falskdfj"  Steve: "What the fuck, Larry? Is that supposed to be some kind of funny joke? You are such an asshole sometimes."  Larry: "ljahdfuouncauihajsdfk"  Steve: "Go to hell, Larry."

Does That Constitute a Racial Slur?

December 21st, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Mark
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At least the first guy’s not in the UK and constantly being referred to as Jamaican, even though he’s from London, right?

"Everyone keeps referring to me as African American.  I'm from the UK!"  "They keep calling Chinese. But I'm actually Korean." "They keep calling me Drunk.  I'm just Irish!"

Note: Just had to give Paul @ URLyBits a bit of Hell. 😉

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How to Be Single Really Fast

December 20th, 2013 at 12:24 pm by Mark
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Never done that — been accused of it (seriously!), but never done that. LOL

@PaulPeligroso: "When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say 'Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?'"

Water Into Wine?

December 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…

Jesus Was Here (Wine in the Water Aisle)

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Using Cleavage to Avoid a Ticket?

December 18th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

Cleavage, don't fail me now!