Archive for January, 2014

Seahawk’s Richard Sherman Creates Broncos Fans

January 19th, 2014 at 11:01 pm by Mark
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The only thing worse than a sore loser is a ridiculously poor winner.

Richard Sherman: "I just made you a Broncos fan!"

Laughter Important During Zombie Apocalypse

January 19th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Scientists have shown that parts of the Limbic System — a system in the brain that’s critical for our emotions, behavior, motivations, long-term memory, and sense of smell — are stimulated by laughter. This makes laughter a highly important survival skill.

Twitter Caleb Wilde @CalebWilde: "As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."

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Colin Mochrie on Zombies

January 19th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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For lack of The Walking Dead on a Sunday, I’m trying to imagine what face Ryan Stiles would make after hearing this most excellent question…

Twitter Colin Mochrie @colingmochrie: "How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man's ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?"

Choked on a Goat and Peed in Your Coffee?

January 18th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Mark
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The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…

"Yeah my morning was shitty...and the rest of the day was hot...Monterey is good. This morning I choked on a goat and pissed in my coffee." "Lol!!" "LOL NO...I choked on my TOAST and SPILLED my coffee....fuckin spell check..." "I like the other one better!!" "You would...hippy..."

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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemas Closet?

January 18th, 2014 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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I really don’t wanna hear about your “best” one…

Auto Correct Has Become My Worst Enema