Archive for February, 2014

Valentine Stalker?

February 14th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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As long as there are no threats, no cars demolished or cats boiled, it’s probably ok, as long as they announce themselves beforehand…

Card: "Stalker is such a harsh word." "I prefer Valentine."

Tip: Chered, via Facebook

Fail Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2014 at 3:24 pm by Mark
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Sure, it’s a repost. But it’s so true! And the crazy part is, this kind of thing will also extend to close friends…

I hate Valentine’s Day, she said. It’s just an overblown, sexist holiday specifically designed to make men spend money on things they should be doing year-round, she said.

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!

February 14th, 2014 at 1:18 pm by Mark
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Chin up. You could be with one of these…

Dysfunctional Valentines: "Like U As A Friend" "U Sound Like Ur Mother" "Ur Not That Fat" "OK 4 Your Age" "Platonic 4-Ever" "It' Not U, It's Me" "Not Tonight" "Not So Close, OK?" "Not Tonight" "Creeping Me Out" "Weird Kisser"

Unemployed Stormtrooper? There Is Hope!

February 13th, 2014 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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The fall of the Galactic Empire was devastating to all Imperial personnel. Stormtroopers seem to have had even fewer opportunities, regardless of whether they were human or clones. Fortunately, there is a niche for almost everyone if they look hard enough…

Snowtrooper: It's hard to find a job after the Death Star blew up.

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Ironic Media Interview with Jogger

February 13th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Portland, Oregon news channel 6 caught up with some local joggers Sunday night. Quotes one jogger, known only as Chelsea, “It’s the perfect texture for running, very low impact and it’s dry snow, so your feet don’t get wet.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vfH5BVda9s

Tip: Singer-Songwriter Jason Ellis, via Facebook