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Acronym Fail

February 2nd, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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The trick is to never, ever try and make up an acronym that has any of your own initials…

Schwartz: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday" Raza: ""S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Never Getting Laid... Ever..." Schwartz: "......fuck, i gotta get rid of this" Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Nibbling Guys Large Erections" Weiss: "Schwartz is normally getting loose exes" Weiss: "Schwartz is not good looking either" Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Invented Nasty Gay Licking Events?" Schwartz: "This was a miserable failure on my part."

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Drunk Aliens

February 1st, 2014 at 7:55 pm by Mark
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The same could be said to Justin Bieber…

Go Home, Aliens. You're Drunk.

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Ironic Vandalism

February 1st, 2014 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, vandalism is clever enough that it almost excuses it…

Things I Hate: 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists

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