Archive for February, 2015

Yoda’s Troubling Past

February 3rd, 2015 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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After Anakin killed and entire village of sand people, Yoda admitted to Obi Wan that even he had some not-so-proud moments in his youth…

Gremlin in Drag vs. Yoda: "Young I was. Needed the Money I Did."

PSA: Peanuts do, in Fact, Contain Peanuts

February 2nd, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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It is a sad truth that you and I both know someone who will not even realize this simple fact.

"This product contains peanuts."  Pie Chart: Things I see (100%) What you did there.

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Most Depressing Super Bowl Ads Ever

February 1st, 2015 at 10:48 pm by Mark
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Honestly, this year’s ads were not only lackluster, most of them were downright depressing. If it weren’t for Coca Cola, McDonald’s and Doritos lightening the mood, who knows what would have happened…

If Sarah McLachlan emptied a full clip at point blank range into a sick puppy it would be the most lighthearted superbowl ad so far.

Katy Perry’s WTF Half-Time Show

February 1st, 2015 at 8:42 pm by Mark
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I saw dancing, singing beach balls and got worried I was having a flashback… Kept expecting Sponge Bob to come out and offer everyone a crabby patty…

Jack O'Spades: "So who's going to be the genius that takes out ad time near the end of the game for antidepressants?" Mark: "I'm voting it'll be Budweiser."  Jack O'Spades: "budweiser depresses me..."  Mark: "So does Katy Perry's Outfit."

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Shocking Half-time Show: Look Who Showed Up!

February 1st, 2015 at 8:16 pm by Mark
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Sorry, guys. Justin Timberlake will not be making a special, guest appearance during the halftime show…

Sorry, Detroit, I was wrong. A Lion did make it to the superbowl...