I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
March 21st, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: fail, logic, shipping, ups
Right, because nobody ever has the same schedule through the week. To make matters worse, UPS will leave a yellow sticker on your door telling you to come to their pick-up counter, which is only open from 1PM-4PM, Monday through Friday.
![UPS: "Oh, you're not home at 1PM? We'll try again tomorrow at 1PM."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/03/UPSSucks.jpg?resize=460%2C338&ssl=1)
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March 4th, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: annoying, expressions, faces, gossip, loudmouth
Most everyone has made this face in angry-terror because of a someone with a big mouth.
![When your friend almost slips up and tells some shit nobody supposed to know: "YOU BETTA SHUT YO ASS UP!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/03/ShutYoAssUp.jpg?resize=460%2C518&ssl=1)
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March 2nd, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: clowns, funny, motels, murder
Seems like a really funny place to get murdered…
![Clown Motel](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/03/WellIKnowWhereImGettingMurdered.jpg?resize=460%2C368&ssl=1)
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February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: crime, drinking, jail, judge, ozzy osbourne, puns
And now I need bail money…
![Ozzy Osbourne: Judge says to me "Ozzy, you've been brought here for drinking." So I says, Great! Let's get started!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/OzzyGetsStartedDrinking.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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February 25th, 2015 at 5:26 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cars, hoth, ice, star wars, Stormtroopers
Do they make a Snowtrooper edition for driving in Hoth-like conditions?
![Probably the safety car ever; it can't hit anything...](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/SafestCarEverCantHitAnything.jpg?resize=460%2C383&ssl=1)
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