Author Archive for Chered

I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

UPS Logic Fail

March 21st, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Chered
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Right, because nobody ever has the same schedule through the week. To make matters worse, UPS will leave a yellow sticker on your door telling you to come to their pick-up counter, which is only open from 1PM-4PM, Monday through Friday.

UPS: "Oh, you're not home at 1PM? We'll try again tomorrow at 1PM."

Loudmouth Friend?

March 4th, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Chered
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Most everyone has made this face in angry-terror because of a someone with a big mouth.

When your friend almost slips up and tells some shit nobody supposed to know: "YOU BETTA SHUT YO ASS UP!"

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Creepiest Motel Ever?

March 2nd, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Chered
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Seems like a really funny place to get murdered…

Clown Motel

Seriously Bad Judgment?

February 28th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Chered
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And now I need bail money…

Ozzy Osbourne: Judge says to me "Ozzy, you've been brought here for drinking."  So I says, Great! Let's get started!"

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The Safest Car Ever

February 25th, 2015 at 5:26 pm by Chered
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Do they make a Snowtrooper edition for driving in Hoth-like conditions?

Probably the safety car ever; it can't hit anything...