After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, education, neil degrasse tyson, sarcasm, stupidity, television
All of this may explain Neil’s incorrect use of a colon and the misspelling of the show, ‘Punkin Chunkin’ — itself, misspelled. But I digress…
Music TeleVision is full of reality shows. American Movie Classics is mostly “new, award-winning dramas.” CNN is full of infomercials. Do we blame the Television Industry, or the 40% of Americans honestly believe that Comedy Central is a source of News?
When does the madness end??!!
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October 11th, 2012 at 5:58 pm by Mark
Tags: cops, donut, donuts, doughnut, doughnuts, police
I’ll bet “free coffee for LEOs” is out for a week…
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October 10th, 2012 at 5:34 pm by Mark
Tags: duckface, facebook, photos
What if the tables were turned?
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October 9th, 2012 at 5:47 pm by Mark
Tags: fox, media, news, shooting, sociology, suicide
Remember the uproar at Janet Jackson and Justin Timerlake’s “wardrobe malfunction” at the Super Bowl? “Nipplegate” has made the Media rounds for years now. Yet, graphic violence shown during Terrorist bombings, people running cars through storefronts and up-close-and-personal videos from War Journalists are unquestionably acceptable. So why all the rage at Fox News for accidentally showing a man shoot himself? You really have to wonder if the public at large is truly as horrified as the anchor at a competing network, or if it’s all just a ruse because of politics…
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October 8th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, necrophilia, sarcasm, team edward, twilight
I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…
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