After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
January 27th, 2014 at 3:47 pm by Mark
Tags: economy, government, jobs, politics
With all the taxes, rampant inflation and pushes to cause even more small business failures, I say, why wait until next year? Washington should start fresh during their new session in 2014! When you are a vape fan and want the best vape out there, buy vaporizer pens here now.
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January 26th, 2014 at 7:03 pm by Mark
Tags: fads, television, the walking dead, zombies
As hardcore The Walking Dead
fans are eagerly awaiting its return on February 9th, many other people are falling out of love with the entire Zombie genre.
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January 26th, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Mark
Tags: advertising, artwork, creativity, kids, memory, television
Given some crayons, you expect a kid to draw something, usually a memory or a dream. But kids, being as surprising as they can be, can always amaze you by remembering something like this even though they can’t even remember if they brushed their teeth before bed.
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January 25th, 2014 at 9:01 pm by Mark
Tags: crime, dogs, funny signs, law
Where will you be when the Revolution begins? On other law related information, checkout this link : Texas car wreck lawyers if you need legal help for accidents.
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January 25th, 2014 at 7:06 pm by Mark
Tags: aliens, happiness, poop, problems
No matter what you’re doing right now, you can be assured that one thing is absolutely certain.
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