Sure, I said we were open and ready to roll. Unfortunately, in our little clique, people are either out of town, enjoying Fall Break with their children or just too damn busy to even think about sitting down to write an introduction (yeah, guys, you know who are!). I can’t entertain you alone. Bah. So … look forward to next week when everyone returns to the grind!

This unfortunate sign was seen on I-57 in Illinois. Guys always exaggerate, don’t they?

After delving into a world of lawyers, smear campaigns, intellectual property and eventual erasure, we’re back!

So, yes, our site is empty. What, like you’ve never had to start over?