Honestly, this year’s ads were not only lackluster, most of them were downright depressing. If it weren’t for Coca Cola, McDonald’s and Doritos lightening the mood, who knows what would have happened…

I saw dancing, singing beach balls and got worried I was having a flashback… Kept expecting Sponge Bob to come out and offer everyone a crabby patty…

Sorry, guys. Justin Timberlake will not be making a special, guest appearance during the halftime show…

As several states — North Carolina, in particular — are deciding whether asking for ID to vote is a “racism” concern, I offer this one piece of, “Kiss my ass!” If it was good enough Nelson Mandela, it’s good enough for you, too.

I stood there and watched it for a few minutes, and nothing happened… And decided to make an entirely different purchase.