Two States That Legalized Weed in Superbowl

January 20th, 2014 at 7:10 pm by Mark
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One-hundred percent of Advertising paid for by Cheetos, Dominos Pizza and Pringles. Half time show by The Grateful Dead and Woody Harrelson. Nobody will remember what Woody played, but it will forever be described as, “Fuckin’ epic.” Media booths sacked by Golf Announcers. Streaking makes a comeback. Players never return to the field. Game called with only two quarters played, and the final score is Zero to Zero, because, “Everybody wins, man!”

Two States that Legalized Pot are Getting Together for a "SUPER BOWL"

At Least Someone Loves Crocs…

January 20th, 2014 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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They match the mask perfectly.

Jason Voorhees on Crocs: "I love it"

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Is Oscar the Grouch Smokable?

January 20th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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This would not, of course, explain why he was such a grouch… Aside, of course, from long term use and living in a trash can…

Is it just me, or does Oscar the Grouch look like a giant nug of weed?

Seahawk’s Richard Sherman Creates Broncos Fans

January 19th, 2014 at 11:01 pm by Mark
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The only thing worse than a sore loser is a ridiculously poor winner.

Richard Sherman: "I just made you a Broncos fan!"

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Laughter Important During Zombie Apocalypse

January 19th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Scientists have shown that parts of the Limbic System — a system in the brain that’s critical for our emotions, behavior, motivations, long-term memory, and sense of smell — are stimulated by laughter. This makes laughter a highly important survival skill.

Twitter Caleb Wilde @CalebWilde: "As a mortician, I always tie the shoelaces together of the dead. Cause if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it will be hilarious."