Posts Tagged with "bad day"

Your Day Could Be Worse

January 14th, 2014 at 1:50 pm by Mark
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Some days, the squirrel gets the nut… Other days…

Net Time You're Having a Bad Day, Think of This Squirrel

How to Know You’re Having a Bad Day

May 26th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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As most people already know, the first sign that you’re having a bad is having a take a Number 2 at a public toilet. After this point, it can only get worse…

This Is How You Know You Are Having a Bad Day

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Things Could Always Get Worse

August 7th, 2011 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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Of course, given this case, a bad day would purely depend on your perspective.

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese Twin.  Your brother, attached at your should, is gay.  You're not.  He has a date coming over tonight.  You only have one ass.