Today, journalists in Sochi, Russia for the opening of the Winter Olympics are complaining about all of the shirtless photos of Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin. They apparently do not realize that Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.

Breaking news from Knoxville, where after multiple complaints of multiple bears roaming the city, one young bear was captured on Sutherland Avenue. Area cats remain apathetic.

My pick for the Superbowl: 49ers over Ravens by 6, after two injured 49ers and three injured Ravens. Just my personal hunch… because I really don’t care about NFL football at all.

It’s very often the case that locals love to hate the home team. However, I suspect next season may be a bit different, given the mass firings of coaches this past December…