Honestly, this year’s ads were not only lackluster, most of them were downright depressing. If it weren’t for Coca Cola, McDonald’s and Doritos lightening the mood, who knows what would have happened…

So last night, I’m craving a bag of Doritos. I picked up a small bag for $0.75 — expensive, no real value, but I had spare change. What do I find inside? Nine chips, lying at the very bottom of what appeared to be a very full bag. Not enough chips to make all ten fingers orange…