29-year-old Nguyen Ha Dong of Vietnam has removed his viral video game, Flappy Bird, from both Android and iOS marketplaces, citing that the game’s sudden success has ruined his rather simple life.

If you’ve already downloaded Flappy Bird, here’s a great way to ruin your own life — quickly.

There’s an easier Twilight Drinking Game that doesn’t require a painful death. You can just turn on Entertainment Tonight and take a drink every time someone mentions the upcoming movie…

     I’m sure everyone’s heard about the Rachel Ray drinking game, where you take a drink every time she said “EVOO.”  Friggin’ annoying, that.  Emeril only says “BAM!” once per show, WTF can’t she just say her damn trademark word once, too?
     Well, because those of us who’ve played the game wouldn’t get very lit, now would we?  And we have to be lit to put up with how many times she says it during the show…

     But today, I’ve come with a better one, therefore I propose a new drinking game…

     The Barack Obama drinking game.

     Step one, drink a few beers to get it going, because you’re going to drink some nasty swill.

     Step two, grab your favorite bottle of liquor under $15.

     Step three, find any given broadcast or video of Barack Obama on television, radio, YouTube or whatever.

     The rules are simple: every time Obama says, “Umm,” take a drink.

     The last man standing wins.

     Of course, at the rate he says “Umm,” it should be a short game…

     Here’s a short clip to get you started!

     Abd ify ou passeed out, I win!!!! Im’ the kign ofteh woirld!