Barack Obama Drinking Game

October 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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     I’m sure everyone’s heard about the Rachel Ray drinking game, where you take a drink every time she said “EVOO.”  Friggin’ annoying, that.  Emeril only says “BAM!” once per show, WTF can’t she just say her damn trademark word once, too?
     Well, because those of us who’ve played the game wouldn’t get very lit, now would we?  And we have to be lit to put up with how many times she says it during the show…

     But today, I’ve come with a better one, therefore I propose a new drinking game…

     The Barack Obama drinking game.

     Step one, drink a few beers to get it going, because you’re going to drink some nasty swill.

     Step two, grab your favorite bottle of liquor under $15.

     Step three, find any given broadcast or video of Barack Obama on television, radio, YouTube or whatever.

     The rules are simple: every time Obama says, “Umm,” take a drink.

     The last man standing wins.

     Of course, at the rate he says “Umm,” it should be a short game…

     Here’s a short clip to get you started!

     Abd ify ou passeed out, I win!!!! Im’ the kign ofteh woirld!

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5 Responses to “Barack Obama Drinking Game”

  1. Mushy Says:

    Man, that’s the truth! I’d be on the floor after the first 4 sentence paragraph!

    Good one!

    Did you ever see the shooter checkers game at Gander Mountain…you have to shoot ever shot you jump!?

  2. Mark Says:

    Nice find … I want one!

  3. LissaKay Says:

    Of course the first indication that Obama is lying is that his lips are moving, but even if you can’t see him, you can tell by ratio of “umms” to words. Again, nearly constant there.

  4. Mark Says:

    To be fair, I consider that to be a Hallmark Truth about any politician — even the ones on the Right.

    This one just seems to be full of himself because he’s a collegian.

    It’s like I’ve always said…

    Just because you’re educated doesn’t mean you’re smart…

  5. Catscratch Says:

    I’ll play the game as long as we go out dancin after.
    Wait, that might not be such a good idea. I’d hate to fall flat on my ass.