As if AOL’s voice screaming, “You’ve got mail!” wasn’t bad enough, these days we’re often annoyed by persistent icons displaying the number of messages we haven’t read yet. Depending on the piece of software, however, this number may be completely incorrect, showing at least one unread message when you’ve already done a, “Mark All as Read.”

The old demographics, showing that 92% of Internet users were male, no longer apply given that it’s 2012 and Internet and Email usage is pretty proportionate between men and women. So why do we all still get the penis enlargement emails?