July 9th, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: hipster, media, news, philadelphia, sarcasm, survival
Hipsters must be avoided at all costs, if only for the simple fact that in their pretense, they were annoyed by you first.
![Surviving Philadelphia: Where to Avoid Hipsters](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/07/HipsterMap.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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November 24th, 2012 at 9:05 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: bathrooms, hipster, hygiene, mirror
Ever wonder why Hipsters tend to show up unshaven, with eye crust and disheveled hair? There might be a reason for that…
![The Hipster Mirror: "You Look Fine"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/11/Honest.jpg?resize=460%2C608&ssl=1)
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November 5th, 2012 at 7:59 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dinosaurs, hipster, hipstersaurus, vintage
You just can’t get more “vintage” than “Hipstersaurus.”
![Hipstersaurus: "I existed, before it was cool."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/11/HipsterDino.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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November 2nd, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: hipster, instagram, vintage, water, water filters
I laughed ’til I cried when I heard on a commercial, “Twitter is for stupid people, and Instagram is for stupid people who can’t read.”
![Fed up of your water looking clear and fresh? Instagram Water Filter. Gives your water the authentic piss-yellow tint of water that has stood in a window sill for 50 years. Drowned wasp as serving suggestion and not included.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/11/Instagram.jpg?resize=460%2C669&ssl=1)
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