And there I thought some of the customers were creepy…

The United States doesn’t corner the market on sexual innuendos for names, as proven by this Australian. You have to wonder — was it really his name, or did he just want to show how naïve the media can be?

The Holidays are over, Christmas candy is on clearance, and some people just can’t help themselves, can they?

Shoot first, and ask questions later seems to be the trend of the average Stormtrooper. That must lead to real letdowns…

Is it possible that Donner & Bess had an inappropriate tryst with one of the toys from the workshop? It certainly might explain Rudolph’s nose…