February 17th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
Tags: cursing, groundhog day, kids, language, parenting, presidents day
It’s tough not cursing around the kids, but somehow, I’ve managed! If anyone, regardless of who it was, ever managed to let something slip out, the three-year-old would always chastise them with, “Ahh-aww! You said a word!” Of course, she also learned to lie that her brothers and sisters said something — when they didn’t — just so she could steal whatever they were playing with while they were busy being in trouble, but that’s another story…
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February 17th, 2013 at 12:58 pm by Michelle
Tags: kids, parenting, stealing
For some kids, teaching them about “stealing” can be even more difficult than potty-training.
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February 13th, 2013 at 12:31 pm by Michelle
Tags: childbirth, kids, parenting, vagina
Obviously, it’s not a clown car. Imagine that many trying to climb back in!
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January 19th, 2013 at 9:50 pm by Mark
Tags: erectile dysfunction, football, kids, media, parenting
There’s just nothing like being asked, “Did they say erectile dysfunction? What are they talking about?” by a five-year-old. Thank you, NFL Football!
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November 7th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
Tags: healthcare, kids, obama, parenting, taxes
“Oh, you have a scrape on your knee? Well, under Obamacare, then you have to give me two ice creams a month for me to put a Band-Aid and some Neosporin on it. If you don’t have two ice creams, then we’re gonna make the store give them to you, and you have to give them to me for your Band-Aid.”
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