It’s tough not cursing around the kids, but somehow, I’ve managed! If anyone, regardless of who it was, ever managed to let something slip out, the three-year-old would always chastise them with, “Ahh-aww! You said a word!” Of course, she also learned to lie that her brothers and sisters said something — when they didn’t — just so she could steal whatever they were playing with while they were busy being in trouble, but that’s another story…

For some kids, teaching them about “stealing” can be even more difficult than potty-training.

Obviously, it’s not a clown car. Imagine that many trying to climb back in!

There’s just nothing like being asked, “Did they say erectile dysfunction? What are they talking about?” by a five-year-old. Thank you, NFL Football!

“Oh, you have a scrape on your knee? Well, under Obamacare, then you have to give me two ice creams a month for me to put a Band-Aid and some Neosporin on it. If you don’t have two ice creams, then we’re gonna make the store give them to you, and you have to give them to me for your Band-Aid.”