In the immortal words of Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.” Of course, “man” applies to mankind as whole, and, much like in the 1960’s, we see all of these so-called “nonconformists” entirely missing the point and looking like clones…

Contrary to popular belief, it was not Orlando Bloom’s Twitter with the quote:

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things.

The Twitter account which reportedly posted it in January 2012 is an Orlando Bloom spoof/fan account, thus its repeated mis-attribution to good ol’ Legolas. I managed to find the same quip on a greeting card dated April 5th, 2011, so it’s certainly been out there a while. Regardless of the source, it’s still funny, considering…