Posts Tagged with "makeup"

Maybe It’s Methamphetamine

January 26th, 2015 at 5:15 pm by Chered
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Or maybe Frodo should just stop being a prick and give her back her damn Precious!

Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's Methamphetamine

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Beiber: The Not-So Extreme Makeover

January 23rd, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Given the news of Justin Beiber’s recent arrest — DUI, resisting arrest and driving without a valid license — you really have to wonder how the poor girl will do in jail.

Justin Beiber: Without and With Makeup

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Statistics vs. Common Sense

June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

According to most statistics, the best way to attract a man is with the eyes, and thus it is highly important for women to properly apply their eye makeup. Of course, the vast majority of the these studies were conducted by some rather boring statistical mathetmaticians...

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Best Worst Mascara Review Ever

February 16th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle
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Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

POST OF SHAME. albinwonderland: "I'm really mad so lemme just put this psa out into the world. DO YOU SEE THIS MASCARA? THIS MASCARA IS CALLED MAYBELLINE THE ROCKET VOLUME EXPRESS. I WENT TO GO BUY MASCARA THE OTHER DAY AND THIS SHIT WAS ONE DOLLAR CHEAPER THAN MY USUAL MASCARA (rimmel sexy curves) SO I BOUGHT IT (because I'm a fool of a took) AND I COULD WRITE SONNETS ABOUT THE WAYS IN WHICH IT IS TERRIBLE. THE BRISTLES ARE ODDLY SHORT AND DON'T CATCH YOUR LASHES PROPERLY EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE RUBBER OR PLASTIC OR SOME PINE NEEDLE SHIT. IT CLUMPED ALL OF MY EYELASHES IMMIDIATELY UPON IMPACT AND THEY WOULDN'T SEPARATE EVEN USING AN EYELASH COMB. IT WOULD NOT COME OFF. AND NO IT IS NOT THE WATERPROOF KIND BECAUSE I CHECKED FOR THAT BEFORE AND AFTER BUYING IT. I USED MAKEUP REMOVER TWICE, CLEANSED MY FACE WITH THE STRENGTH OF GASTON, TONED LIKE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN IN THE 80'S, AND STILL HAD OPAQUE BLACK STREAKS DOWN MY FACE. YOU KNOW HOW YOU BUY MASCARA AND YOU'RE SO EXCITED TO USE IT AND THEN THE FIRST TIME YOU DO IT'S LIKE THE HEAVENS OPEN UP AND LITTLE CHERUBS FLOAT DOWN FROM PEARLESCENT CLOUDS AND KISS YOUR EYELASHES GENTLY AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AND THAT BEYONCE HERSELF HAS NODDED AT YOU AND WHISPERED "FIERCE"? USING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME WAS MORE LIKE POOPING IN A PUBLIC TOILET. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO HORRENDOUS I WOULD GIVE IT ELEVEN MILLION STARS. IM MAD!!!" arkhamsiren: "this is the best review of any product ever"

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