Sometimes, being a blogger — and a little obnoxious on Facebook — can be like painting a big red target over your head. Sometimes, the attention is nothing but negative. Other times, people just “love” you for no apparent reason. And sometimes, in both cases, they just won’t take “NO!” for an answer.

Some people have OCD so badly, they have to alphabetize is as CDO.

If you’re OCD, no matter which way you go, you’ve screwed up.

Does it annoy you when someone eats a pizza crust first? Eats an Oreo^® without taking it apart and eating the icing first? Takes a bite from the middle of a burrito?

If so, then you may have an advanced case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, also known as CDO when properly alphabetized.

Note: KIT KAT^® is a registered trademark under license from Societe des Produits Nestle S.A.
Oreo^® is a registered trademark of Nabisco, Inc.

The designation for Extreme Type A Personalities is CDO, because it’s more correct to alphabetize Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder’s acronym.