Posts Tagged with "poop"

The Beauty of Life

February 12th, 2014 at 7:59 pm by Mark
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Ignorance is bliss, right?

Sometimes I think about how beautiful life is.  And then I shit on the carpet.

Happiness 101: Make Your Problems Seem Insignificant

January 25th, 2014 at 7:06 pm by Mark
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No matter what you’re doing right now, you can be assured that one thing is absolutely certain.

Right now, out there, there is an alien taking a shit.


How to Know You’re Having a Bad Day

May 26th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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As most people already know, the first sign that you’re having a bad is having a take a Number 2 at a public toilet. After this point, it can only get worse…

This Is How You Know You Are Having a Bad Day

What if Hitchcock Was Right About the Birds?

February 8th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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When you see something like this, you know it isn’t just paranoia — the birds really are out to get you!

Bird poop looks like a skull!

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Watch Your Step

December 22nd, 2012 at 7:32 pm by Mark
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I can think of one person whose yard needs this sign. But at least it’s so cold now you can avoid the steamy spots in the yard…

Watch your step.  There's Pooh everywhere.