I’m not a fan of television for various reasons. The Reality Television show, Pawn Stars, is usually nothing short of infuriating when you see how badly the main guy, Rick, takes advantage of his customers in front of the entire country. Apparently, when spelling his name, the “P” is silent.

Second place, of course, goes to the Loch Ness Monster, simply because it doesn’t have its own stupid Reality Show.

Every time someone says something stupid, I want to follow them around with a camera and pitch a new reality television show to A&E…