We won’t even go into the fact that red eyes and cottonmouth are usually the first side of anaphylactic shock (allergy!), right?

’nuff said.

Suddenly, Tommy realized taking a pee in his neighbor’s front yard wasn’t such a good idea…

This sounds like a great idea for Tim Burton…

Snapped this at the grocer the other day, and thought, “No thanks. I’ll wait for the Cold ice cream instead of the Paris Hilton variety.”