If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.

It’s always better to play with your Wii co-op than to play with your Wii alone…

Strangely, the Shadow didn’t seem to mind…

Just in case you don’t know what “Detroit Blows” means, you get a nice visual aid on the left side of the newspaper photo…

Sorry, but if the left side of the picture is any indication, it’s actually ready to share half a cigarette, roll over and fall straight to sleep…