Posts Tagged with "stapler"

Office Space: Revenge of the Lumbergh

July 14th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Apparently, that whole “red stapler” thing stuck in my head. I think Lumbergh would make an excellent, if not quirky, Sith Lord…

Lumbergh Vader: "So, ummm, if you could just come to the Dark Side, that would be great..."

Friday: Time to Make Fun of the Boss

June 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton, from the movie Office Space

Yeah, if you could do a better job cropping your photos, that'd be g-----

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