After a week, the Patriots have received their new Super Bowl Championship rings.

After a completely nonsensical decision to have Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson pass at the three yard line — giving the Patriots an interception and costing the Seahawks a Super Bowl victory — comedians are getting a lot of run out of coach Pete Carroll. More of a run, in fact, than Marshawn Lynch got out of coach Pete Carroll…

Honestly, this year’s ads were not only lackluster, most of them were downright depressing. If it weren’t for Coca Cola, McDonald’s and Doritos lightening the mood, who knows what would have happened…

I saw dancing, singing beach balls and got worried I was having a flashback… Kept expecting Sponge Bob to come out and offer everyone a crabby patty…

Sorry, guys. Justin Timberlake will not be making a special, guest appearance during the halftime show…