Now available with the US — with some amazing satire, to boot. I won’t be purchasing them, of course, because I don’t want to be a unicorn (see link).

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All of this is easily explained: Edward Cullen’s so glittery, he was was probably crapped out of a Unicorn’s butt.

I can completely imagine this artistic retelling of Smith & Wesson’s MP-15 in the hands of a seven-foot tall purple dinosaur, a highly disproportionate blonde stick figure or the six-year-old female Antichrist. “I love you! You love me! RAWR!” smiling all the way. Strangely, it works interchangeably for any of them. It also works for Chris Crocker, but I digress.

Yep. The OMG-AR15 Unicorn. Specifically designed for daddy’s little angel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KOymKaoECs

Of course, when it’s all said and done, there’s also the thought that .223/5.56mm makes the AR-15 a bit of a “girl gun,” anyway…

Tip: Geek-O-System