Happy New Year 2013!

January 1st, 2013 at 1:45 pm by Mark
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It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2012:

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable." ;)#10: Facebook Relationship Status
February 9th, 2012 at 12:12 pm by Mark

They really should implement this…

 

Please identify your sexual orientation: Bisexual, Gay Man, Gay Woman/Lesbian, Chinese, Heterosexual/Straight, Other#9: Questioning Your Sexual Orientation?
April 16th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark

If you’re unclear about whether you’re homosexual or bisexual, this may help you. Perhaps you’re merely one of 1.34 billion Chinese.

 

Cat Facts Revenge#8: Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge
March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark

I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.

 

Hey Pretty. Wanna date me?  Yes = Smile  No = Backflip#7: This Pickup Line Can’t Fail
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark

Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…

 

Elmer Fudd, when confronted with Duck Face.#6: Speaking of Duckface Photos…
April 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark

It’s not rabbit season … It’s duck season!

 

My view on dogs: Chihuahua, Beagle, Poodle, German Shepherd, Great Dane, Pit Bull.  My view on Cats: Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, What da fuckkkkk?#5: The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
February 24th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!

 

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook Paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody. A Rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock Paper Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sorry, I thought Paper would protect you.#4: How to Really Enjoy Rock-Paper-Scissors
June 14th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you have to bend the rules.

 

Facebook Duck Hunting: Every time you see a girl doing the duck face in a photo, you comment "BANG!" Happy duck hunting :)#3: Open Season on Duckface Photos
April 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm by Mark

If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

 

HOMEWORK: You are to assume the role of a Chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home about your experiences.#2: Social Studies Win
March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

 

IT'S A TRAP: "Son, I know you've grown up and I'm proud of you. When Ashley comes over tonight, if things get serious, make sure you're SAFE! Use this!  P.S. Your dinner is in the fridge honey. Love, Mom."#1: Safe Sex Fail
March 10th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…

 

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

 

blogitude.com: A special Thank You to our loyal Readers, Stumblers, Facebookers and Pinners for a great 2012. WE WISH YOU A HAPPY AND PROPSPEROUS 2013! Our New Years resolution is to use more images of Hoss from Bonanza.


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