Stormtrooper Truck Can’t Hit Anything

November 10th, 2016 at 12:22 pm by Mark
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Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

Star Wars Stormtroopers: "Best Truck Ever"

What if Only Children Voted?

November 9th, 2016 at 3:59 pm by Mike
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As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…

Twitter - Ryan George: "Here's what the electoral map would look like if only 3-year-olds voted today."

Thanksgiving Holiday Tips for the Lonely

November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike
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Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?

If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.

The Season of Giving Begins at Target

October 14th, 2016 at 5:15 pm by Mike
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Since going to the bathroom to pick up guys wasn’t such a good plan for Target, perhaps their new advertising campaign is a little more compelling…

Target Ad: "The Perfect Gift - Head starting at $9.99"

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May the Fourth Be With You!

May 4th, 2016 at 5:14 pm by Mike
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“Red Foreman standing by … dumbass!”

Star Wars: Red 5, Red Buttons, Redd Foxx, Big Red, Hellen Reddy, Simply Red standing by... Leave a "Red Call Sign" in the comments