Posts Tagged with "amazon"

New BIC Pens No Good for a Man

January 30th, 2013 at 5:40 pm by Mark
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Now available with the US — with some amazing satire, to boot. I won’t be purchasing them, of course, because I don’t want to be a unicorn (see link).

Penis Naming for Dummies

February 28th, 2011 at 11:30 am by Mark
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They say that many men gives their penis a name because they don’t want a stranger making ninety percent of their decisions.  My penis, for instance, is named Dwayne Johnson, although it usually goes by its alias, “The Rock.”  *cough*

Just in case you’re not creative enough to come up with a name for your penis on own or with the help of a “loved” one, Amazon now sells The Penis Name Book.

The Penis Name Book

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Online Shopping Fail (NSFW)

August 9th, 2010 at 5:00 pm by Mark
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Well, given they’re never gonna see a real woman naked… (Make sure you scroll down 😉 )

Amazon Fail: People who bounght this Flehslight-style device also play World of Warcraft