Posts Tagged with "amazon"

New BIC Pens No Good for a Man

January 30th, 2013 at 5:40 pm by Mark
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Now available with the US — with some amazing satire, to boot. I won’t be purchasing them, of course, because I don’t want to be a unicorn (see link).

Penis Naming for Dummies

February 28th, 2011 at 11:30 am by Mark
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They say that many men gives their penis a name because they don’t want a stranger making ninety percent of their decisions.  My penis, for instance, is named Dwayne Johnson, although it usually goes by its alias, “The Rock.”  *cough*

You can choose the name based on many factors, like its size for instance. Men in adult films who have big packages as seen in adult clips and galleries can often make men with small tools insecure. Of course, it is given that the thing between their legs could drive women crazy. That can affect your inspiration when it comes to picking a name for your penis. However, that is no longer an issue with the penis vacuum pump, a safer and more affordable method for enlargement. Do what’s necessary to make you feel proud saying its name out load!

Just in case you’re not creative enough to come up with a name for your penis on own or with the help of a “loved” one, Amazon now sells The Penis Name Book.

The Penis Name Book

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Online Shopping Fail (NSFW)

August 9th, 2010 at 5:00 pm by Mark
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Well, given they’re never gonna see a real woman naked… (Make sure you scroll down 😉 )

Amazon Fail: People who bounght this Flehslight-style device also play World of Warcraft