Posts Tagged with "farts"

Farting in Public

March 26th, 2013 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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I don’t always make posts about farting. But when I do, they have to be at least this funny.

Most Interesting Man in the World: "I Don't Always Fart in Public.  But When I Do, I Lean Like This."

Who Do You Blame for Your Farts?

February 12th, 2013 at 12:14 pm by Michelle
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Most people blame the dog whenever they fart. We usually blame my four-year-old niece who gets so angry at the accusation, she threatens to run away…

Farted: "Try to blame that one of the dog!"

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Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer

July 6th, 2012 at 12:09 pm by Michelle
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It’s amazing the crap people come up with these days, but this might keep it from stinking.

National ‘Dutch Oven’ Day

November 11th, 2011 at 6:00 am by Glenn
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OK – so I realize that I’ve been away for a while with no excuse but the call has been loud and clear so to all of my faithful readers, you can sleep easy now knowing that I’m back on the job.

So where did we leave off? I believe I was just starting to get in the swing of criticizing that douche-bag Newt Gingrich. Or was it that pointy nosed chicken looking wife of his? While I can guarantee it was the later, I can also guarantee that no one cares about those two.

So what should we care about? Well, today we should care about farting. And we should care about its effect on our relationships. And we should care about how farting is perceived in the bedroom. And we should help our partners understand how it isn’t our fault. And we should help our partners become desensitized to the effects of farting. So men! Hear my call! It’s time to rally!

For tonight … we fart. And we fart with pride. And we fart knowing that others too are farting. So go forth, eat those beans, eat that corn, chug that pork. And tonight, when the time is right, we will all pull the covers over our heads and share our masterful trumpeting and odoriferous flatulence with our wives, our girlfriends, our lovers!

Welcome to the inaugural ‘National Dutch Oven Day’!

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