I can completely imagine this artistic retelling of Smith & Wesson’s MP-15 in the hands of a seven-foot tall purple dinosaur, a highly disproportionate blonde stick figure or the six-year-old female Antichrist. “I love you! You love me! RAWR!” smiling all the way. Strangely, it works interchangeably for any of them. It also works for Chris Crocker, but I digress.

Yep. The OMG-AR15 Unicorn. Specifically designed for daddy’s little angel.

Of course, when it’s all said and done, there’s also the thought that .223/5.56mm makes the AR-15 a bit of a “girl gun,” anyway…

Tip: Geek-O-System

Yes, in no way is this safe for work. Unless, of course, you work in a strip club, where this might be used as a “what not to do when taking off your clothes” instructional video.