Posts Tagged with "rick grimes"

The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale

March 29th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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Tonight, it’s the exciting conclusion of The Walking Dead’s fifth season. Is Rick Grimes batshit crazy? Will Peter the Porch Dick meet his untimely demise? Will Negan and the Wolves finally be revealed? Will Carl ever learn to stay in the damn house?

Rick & Coral.  Rick: "Coral, Did you hear about the tailor who became a zombie?"  Carl: "Dad, please stop"  Rick: "It was a fitting end, Coral!  A FITTING END!"

The Walking Dead: Why Bob Lost His Foot

February 8th, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Mark
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Before Bob, Gareth was eating a clown. He leaned over to another Terminus resident and said, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Rick: "Coral, did you know all those cannibals were aspiring dancers?" Carl: "Dad, stop"  Rick: "That's why they cut footloose, Coral.  They cut footloose!"

Walking Dead Season 5 Mid-Season Premier

February 8th, 2015 at 2:01 pm by Mark
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As the time draws near for the mid-season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead, everyone has burning questions on their mind. Who’s left from the Terminus group? Is Morgan going to cause trouble? Who will live? Who will die? Is Rick Grimes still batshit crazy?

The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes: "Who's This?" Caller: "Jake, from State Farm..."

Walking Dead: Rick vs. Carl

February 16th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Mark
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Unfortunately, as we saw in the last episode, Rick’s son Carl only has about 30% accuracy while consistently aiming at the sky…

Rick Grimes: "No Matter How Much I Point This at the Ground, I Can Still Shoot Walkers"

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99 Problems: Rick Grimes Edition

February 9th, 2014 at 8:40 pm by Mark
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Poor Rick. After the last episode, he lost his home, his daughter, spaghetti Tuesday and Santa Claus.

Rick Grimes: "I got 99 Problems, but this Zombie ate one."