Tonight, it’s the exciting conclusion of The Walking Dead’s fifth season. Is Rick Grimes batshit crazy? Will Peter the Porch Dick meet his untimely demise? Will Negan and the Wolves finally be revealed? Will Carl ever learn to stay in the damn house?

Before Bob, Gareth was eating a clown. He leaned over to another Terminus resident and said, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Unfortunately, as we saw in the last episode, Rick’s son Carl only has about 30% accuracy while consistently aiming at the sky…

Tonight’s return episode of The Walking Dead left a lot of unanswered questions, but had plenty of plot elements to heckle, given that it was based almost entirely around Carl. When Carl began pouring a bowl of cereal, having no milk, I immediately thought of the movie “Friday,” where Craig’s mother said, “Put some water on it. It won’t hurt nothin’.” I couldn’t wait for his father to wake up and yell, “You better put some water on that damn shit!”

And Carl’s little “breakdown” screaming at his comatose father? Well, that just screamed of Smokey’s “mind control over Deebo” …

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You can’t expect much from a kid who can’t even understand the phrase, “Stay in the house, Carl!”