Posts Tagged with "carl grimes"

The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale

March 29th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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Tonight, it’s the exciting conclusion of The Walking Dead’s fifth season. Is Rick Grimes batshit crazy? Will Peter the Porch Dick meet his untimely demise? Will Negan and the Wolves finally be revealed? Will Carl ever learn to stay in the damn house?

Rick & Coral.  Rick: "Coral, Did you hear about the tailor who became a zombie?"  Carl: "Dad, please stop"  Rick: "It was a fitting end, Coral!  A FITTING END!"

The Walking Dead: Why Bob Lost His Foot

February 8th, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Mark
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Before Bob, Gareth was eating a clown. He leaned over to another Terminus resident and said, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Rick: "Coral, did you know all those cannibals were aspiring dancers?" Carl: "Dad, stop"  Rick: "That's why they cut footloose, Coral.  They cut footloose!"


Walking Dead: Rick vs. Carl

February 16th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Mark
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Unfortunately, as we saw in the last episode, Rick’s son Carl only has about 30% accuracy while consistently aiming at the sky…

Rick Grimes: "No Matter How Much I Point This at the Ground, I Can Still Shoot Walkers"

The Walking Dead Channels the Movie Friday

February 9th, 2014 at 10:15 pm by Mark
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Tonight’s return episode of The Walking Dead left a lot of unanswered questions, but had plenty of plot elements to heckle, given that it was based almost entirely around Carl. When Carl began pouring a bowl of cereal, having no milk, I immediately thought of the movie “Friday,” where Craig’s mother said, “Put some water on it. It won’t hurt nothin’.” I couldn’t wait for his father to wake up and yell, “You better put some water on that damn shit!”

And Carl’s little “breakdown” screaming at his comatose father? Well, that just screamed of Smokey’s “mind control over Deebo” …

Carl on The Walking Dead: "When my dad awake, I be quiet. But when he in a coma, I be talkin' again!"

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The Walking Dead: Carl Can’t Follow Instructions

February 9th, 2014 at 8:22 pm by Mark
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You can’t expect much from a kid who can’t even understand the phrase, “Stay in the house, Carl!”

Rick Grimes: "Carl, watch the wire!"