Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Amidst Tax Slams, Apple Unveils iPhone 6

May 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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Amidst slams of tax evasion by the several world governments, and after years of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into what used to be known as the “cellular telephone,” Apple has made yet another paradigm shift for their next iPhone…

iPhone 6: No Apps.  No Internet.  No distractions.

Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Removal Kit

May 19th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear to fit most every budget…

Free Tattoo Removal - The Common Kitchen Grater

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Media Duh: “Man Killed to Death”

May 8th, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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The only thing worse than being killed to death is when I wake up dead. I hate when that happens!

Media: "Man Killed to Death."  Probably the worst way to die...

Netflix Weighs in on Blockbuster Demise

May 2nd, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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In addition to the wonderfully confusing yoyo of April weather, we finally saw them tearing down the last local Blockbuster store…

Blockbuster Sign: ""LOL" - Netflix

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Bathroom Cleaning Like a Boss

April 28th, 2013 at 1:33 pm by Mark
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Obviously, an extended trip to the toilet will have the excuse, “Sorry, I was trying to find the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.”

Note: "Please clean this bathroom _tonight_.  Clean it like the Queen of England is visiting.  Clean tonight - Baseboards / Mop / Tub - Please Please!"