Posts Tagged with "team jacob"

Unintended Side-Effects of Watching Twilight

May 31st, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…

That's What Happens When You Let Your Daughter Watch Twilight...

I Guess She’s Team Jacob…

April 14th, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Mark
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Apparently, she’s more into bestiality than necrophilia…

Flips off Robert Pattinson: "TEAM THIS LADY!"

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Negative Campaigning for Team Jacob

October 8th, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…