May 31st, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: bestiality, kids, parenting, team jacob, twilight
Of course, it’s also a known fact that if you allow boys to watch Twilight, they end up with more sparkling glitter than the average stripper…
![That's What Happens When You Let Your Daughter Watch Twilight...](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/06/WatchTwilight.jpg?resize=460%2C409&ssl=1)
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April 14th, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: robert pattinson, team edward, team jacob, twilight
Apparently, she’s more into bestiality than necrophilia…
![Flips off Robert Pattinson: "TEAM THIS LADY!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/04/TeamEdward.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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October 8th, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: bestiality, necrophilia, sarcasm, team jacob, twilight
I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…
![Team Jacob: Gillete Mach 3 Fusion](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/10/TeamJacob.jpg?resize=460%2C409&ssl=1)
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