Posts Tagged with "toilet paper"

Book Review: What Does the Fox Say?

January 2nd, 2014 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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This was so abhorrent, I’ll just link to my Amazon Review:

First, I’ll put it succinctly:

WORST. TOILET PAPER. EVER.

Now, if you’re still reading, fine, I will expand that by saying, this totally usurps my previous “worst toilet paper ever!” review, which was Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight boxed set that I bought the woman I was happily married to for a short time. One star is too much for it! I’d give it NEGATIVE ONE BILLION STARS because it chaffed my ass worse than the John Wayne, “True Grit” toilet paper that I bought back in the 70’s.

For now, thanks to this product and the very stiffness of the paper, I have a multicolored hemorrhoid the size of large marble which requires hourly attention. From here on out, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to experiment with any additional forms of toilet paper EVER AGAIN!

That’s right — from here on out, I’m sticking with Cottonelle!

Well deserved, like the review of the video.

"What Does the Fox Say?" by Ylvis

Hat Tip: The now very happily-married-and-raising-a-famly, Laura Lee. Congrats, girl!

More Bathroom Etiquette

June 20th, 2013 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Bathroom etiquette from the gym…

Bathroom Rules: - Do not make eye contact when using the urinals.  - No talking to people in the stall.  - No running. Unless you accidentally clogged the toilet. Then get out before anyone sees it was you.  - No asking stall-mates for more toilet paper. If you run out just accept your fate and weep silently.  - Please keep poop gruns and other noises to a reasonable level.

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How to Know You’re Having a Bad Day

May 26th, 2013 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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As most people already know, the first sign that you’re having a bad is having a take a Number 2 at a public toilet. After this point, it can only get worse…

This Is How You Know You Are Having a Bad Day

Toilet Paper Saving Tip for Cat Owners

May 1st, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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For cat owners, this serves as a case in point for putting the toilet paper on the roller with the leading edge hanging behind it, rather than the “NORMAL” way. By doing this, your cat can’t get frisky and unroll the entire roll.

Cat lying on a bed of unrolled toilet paper.

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Type A Personalities

July 12th, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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The designation for Extreme Type A Personalities is CDO, because it’s more correct to alphabetize Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder’s acronym.