Posts Tagged with "valentines day"

The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift?

February 14th, 2015 at 5:04 pm by Chered
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I can give you 88 reasons why this is a perfect idea!

Buy Her a Delorean. Bitches Love Bringing Up the Past.

Valentine’s Day Shootdown

February 14th, 2015 at 3:03 pm by Chered
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Some guys are so creepy you think, “Yeah, he puts the S, T and D in Stud!”

I'd Wish You Happy VD, But I See You've Got That Covered (Amoxicillin)

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Does Your Ex Miss You On Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 2:06 pm by Mark
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I know one ex who misses me on Valentine’s Day. I certainly hope her aim doesn’t improve…

Pulp Fiction: The Awkward Moment When Your Ex Misses You on Valentine's Day

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Valentine’s Day Stalker?

February 14th, 2015 at 1:28 pm by Mark
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These days, some “Secret Admirers” go far beyond the acceptable…

YouRx Store: "Valentines Candy, Candles, Pepper Spray"

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Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by Mark
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On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.

“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.

“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.

“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.

The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.

He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”

Cat Pee in the Litter Box Heart: "DATS FOR U"