Joseph Ferrante
August 9th, 2006 at 7:20 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, ferrante, humor, joseph-ferrante, psychos
Joseph Ferrante, the self-appointed Greatest Musician on Earth, is a nutjob.
This two NAZIS called Brandon Martus Anton Olsen and this Mr. Fab have been creating problems for our Trascendental guitar virtuoso during the last three years. They are just jealous human nothings trying to create problems for the best musician on Earth. Well, their sort is just like that: abusive NAZIS that create problems for outstanding people. It is just amazing that after reading the gigantic praise in the letters of Rick Wakeman and Bill Bruford about our virtuoso, as well as on the praise letters of BBC, London Capital Radio and Sony Music Publishers, we had to come accross these two VULTURES who even helped program the computer of Google so as to hide the articles of our virtuoso. These two NAZI VULTURES and Google have been doing the impossible to hide the best musician on Earth, whom we support. Well, the stature of the man is determined by the amount of conspiracy they generate
Given so many “conspiracies,” he must be at least eighteen feet tall.
And, uh, if I’m not mistaken, that’s three people he listed, but he still refers to them as “This two NAZIS” instead of “These three NAZIS.” But, math is hard, right?
If you wonder why I’m waiting until today to post this, take a look at Anton’s post on LR2.com. An old post, with spam up to a few months ago.
Now take a look at Mr. Fab’s post on Blogspot.
Today, he takes his place with the numerous other psychos I’ve written about.
Apparently, he was such a pathetic multiple-personality self-promotor, it never occurred to him to register “josephferrante.com”
October 29th, 2006 at 12:53 am
I ran across this moron when I was working in radio and he regularly spammed radio stations with his rambling diatribe and amazingly awful music. I have to tell you that we had great fun listening to his “music” when we were partying. It’s just bloody awful. If he put as much effort into his career as he did into pandering the same old tired “conspiracy” shit he might actually get somewhere. BTW Joe babe, it wasn’t John, Paul, George and Ringo who torpedoed your career. It was Elvis working with aliens from the 9th dimension. Of course being a graduated elightened piano tuner you probably already knew that.
November 9th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Oh No, Jealous homosexual Nazis like all your sort, It is not Ferrante saying he is the best musician on Earth. It is Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford, BBC, Sony Music Publishers, London Capital Radio etc., (AS WELL AS YOUR CONSCIENCE) as can be seen on the letters that you, the staff of Google keep wiping from the search results of Joseph Ferrante under the orders of homosexual Eric Schmidt.
In fact you have very bad musicians in the USA. You are not a musical Nation. You are a computers Nation full of lunatics as the psychopath that jealously wrote this article as can be seen on his photograph where you can see the full face of a mentally ill person full of crack and cocaine.
Do not delete his photo. Put it back so that people can see who what we are talking about.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
From Name: THE TEAM | E-mail: JHJHF@JHFJHF.COM | IP: 200.84.160.247
inetnum: 200.84.160/19
status: allocated
owner: CANTV Servicios, Venezuela
ownerid: VE-CSVE-LACNIC
responsible: Centro Operaciones de la Red CANTV
address: Centro Operaciones de la Red CANTV, 1,
address: 1060 – Caracas – MI
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phone: +58 212 2095710 []
November 9th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
ROFL Way to go, “Team!” I agree with much of your last paragraph! Although, I’d hardly call your comment an article…
You forgot to link to something, dumbass!
November 11th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
It is just incredible to see all this vile NAZI jealousy being built around an amazing musician. How vile!!. I don’t know if he is the best musician on Earth, but I am sure he is an incredible musician, one of the very best I have heard. There you are Joseph. I hope you enjoy my opinion.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
Name: Richard T. | E-mail: ****@hotmail.com | IP: 200.84.160.164 (Same)
inetnum: 200.84.160/19
status: allocated
owner: CANTV Servicios, Venezuela
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phone: +58 212 2095710 []
November 11th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
Oh yes, I did see the photograph of the schizophrenic that started this article. He projects his mental illnes onto anybody and so he made a blog about psychos, because that is the condition he knows. He had a really perverse look. His face resembled the face of Hitler. I am sorry for the sane people being victimized by the transfert projection of this hebephrenic. His incoherence at writing is quite obvious. He can’t think straight. His split personality shows in the many persons he impersonates.
I did read that Joseph Ferrante is a psychiatrist. I think this lunatic could be a good patient for Ferrante, same as repressed homosexual Anton Olsen who keeps concealing his repressed homosexuality behind a beard. Actually, when you look at the pinky and delicate round face of Anton Olsen and his effeminate lips and you imagine him without the beard you realize how effeminate and childish his face is. I am sure he must make the life of his wife a misery, especially when in the presence of manly men. I am sure he must talk like Hulk and become aggressive when both him and his wife are in the presence of manly men. His femininity makes him feel very insecure. He should have several injections of testosterone to improve his femaleness. I am sure he can’t look at manly men in the face.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
Name: Bob Hendel | E-mail: ****@aol.com | IP: 200.84.160.164 (Same)
November 11th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
I did already say that? the publish it HOMOSEXUAL!!!!
[Editor’s Note Below]
Name: Richard T. | E-mail: ****@hotmail.com | IP: 200.84.160.164 (Same)
November 11th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I think Bob is wrong saying that the starter of this blog is another person different to Anton Olsen. I think the schizophrenic with multiple personalities is the same Anton Olsen impersonating different people. I think Anton Olsen placed a photograph of another person on this blog to mislead people on purpose. His repressed homosexuality with time grew up to a point where he wanted to run away from it and so the schizophrenic split personality developed. He is probably stuck on an earlier stage of his life where he used to play with his anus and so he couldn’t mature psychologically. A fixation on that earlier stage. Maybe he even penetrated his anus with different things. There is even the possibility that someone fucked him when he was a teenager and Anton couldn’t get over it. I am sure this is the only reason why he hates manly Mediterranean Ferrante so much. He hates Ferrante’s Lawrence of Arabia looks. He is unconsciously in love with Ferrante and so he hates himself for that homosexual feeling and hates Ferrante for causing it. In other words, he loves and hates Ferrante. This emotional double polarity or ambivalence of feelings increases his schizophrenic double personality.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
Name: Steve D. | E-mail: ****@yahoo.com | IP: 200.84.160.164
November 11th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
This repressed homosexual Anton Olsen keeps concealing his repressed homosexuality behind a beard. Actually, when you look at the pinky and delicate round face of Anton Olsen and his effeminate lips and you imagine him without the beard you realize how effeminate and childish his face is. I am sure he must make the life of his wife a misery, especially when in the presence of manly men. I am sure he must talk like Hulk and become aggressive when both him and his wife are in the presence of manly men. His femininity makes him feel very insecure. He should have several injections of testosterone to improve his femaleness. I am sure he can’t look at manly men in the face.
His repressed homosexuality with time grew up to a point where he wanted to run away from it and so a schizophrenic split personality developed. He is probably stuck on an earlier stage of his life where he used to play with his anus and so he couldn’t mature psychologically. A fixation on that earlier stage. Maybe he even penetrated his anus with different things. There is even the possibility that someone fucked him when he was a teenager and Anton couldn’t get over it. I am sure he went to see many psychiatrists but couldn’t get over it. He has only one option and that option is expressing that homosexuality to its full so as to heal his schizophrenia.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
Name: Steve D. | E-mail: ****@yahoo.com | IP: 200.84.160.164
November 11th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
ROFLMAO — How many people are you today, Joe?
The “picture” is of none other than Joseph Ferrante. Well, at least that’s what “THE TEAM” says on Joseph’s “actual” website (which is systematically erased from Google Search Results because Anton and company “reprogrammed the computer of google,” etc.). After the “face of a mentally ill person full of crack and cocaine” comment, I just had to put up the inset for all to see.
Thus the point of this post: to give you, Joe, a forum to show what a moron you really are. You’ve performed admirably, my trained monkey! Now get back in your cage. 😉
November 12th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
It is just incredible that after you read in the letter by Sam Winwood of Sony Music Entertainment UK “I was really impressed with the quality of the performance and your new arrangement” and the letter by Richard Dunn of BBC World Service “I must say I found it a very original and quite virtuoso arrangement” and the letter by Andy Turner of London Capital Radio “I found it a very interesting arrangement” and the letter by Bill Bruford “Yes” drummer “Thanks for your highly original version of Hey Jude” and the letter by John Steup of CD Baby “It is the best version of Hey Jude I have heard” and the letter by Rick Wakeman “Yes” Keyboards “You are obviously a very good guitar and keyboard player”, letters that can be seen on the website of Joseph Ferrante and that the jealous Nazi vultures of Google keep disappearing from his search results as well as the “to download Hey Jude” indexing, being very afraid that people could listen to such gigantic masterpiece that makes the Beatles look like a nothing, this manic depressive hebephrenic full of inferiority complex that made this article talks of “awful music”, so that people who did not listen to the masterpieces in the CD of Joseph Ferrante would be mislead. It is incredible to see the amazing level of hypocresy of mentally ill jealous schizos. Actually, when you investigate the blog of this psychopath you realize that he attacks almost everybody that stands out with all kind of slanders. There is hardly a non aggressive title in his many delusional articles.
I think he will end up with a couple of bullets in his head. He is just manufacturing rope for his own throat.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
Now you crossed the line, asshat.
Name: THE TEAM | E-mail: theteam@hotmail.com | IP: 201.211.223.122
inetnum: 201.208/14
status: allocated
owner: CANTV Servicios, Venezuela
ownerid: VE-CSVE-LACNIC
responsible: Ramón Cabello
address: Segunda Avenida de los Palos Grandes, 000, Entre Av. Fr
address: 1060 – Caracas – MI
country: VE
phone: +58 212 2095710 []
November 29th, 2006 at 1:56 am
My God, I have figured all of this out. Big Joe Ferrante is Borat! You sly dog Joe. Kudos babe, you rock. Well… not so much.
XOXO
The Psyco Homosexual Google Nazi Team
PS – Have enough balls to post without using my handle ya little knob.
December 19th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Via contact e-mail:
Sent: Tuesday, December 19, 2006 5:59 PM
FGJFGJF wrote:
It is only a question of time before a BULLET IS LODGED IN YOUR HEAD AND IN
aNTON oLSEN¨S
yOU CAN TRUST US
IP: 200.84.160.156
inetnum: 200.84.160/19
status: allocated
owner: CANTV Servicios, Venezuela
ownerid: VE-CSVE-LACNIC
responsible: Ramón Cabello
address: Segunda Avenida de los Palos Grandes, 000, Entre Av. Fr
address: 1060 – Caracas – MI
country: VE
phone: +58 212 2095710 []
May 20th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
This repressed homosexual Anton Olsen keeps concealing his repressed homosexuality behind a beard. Actually, when you look at the pinky and delicate round face of Anton Olsen and his effeminate lips and you imagine him without the beard you realize how effeminate and childish his face is. I am sure he must make the life of his wife a misery, especially when in the presence of manly men. I am sure he must talk like Hulk and become aggressive when both him and his wife are in the presence of manly men. His femininity makes him feel very insecure. He should have several injections of testosterone to improve his femaleness. I am sure he can’t look at manly men in the face.
His repressed homosexuality with time grew up to a point where he wanted to run away from it and so a schizophrenic split personality developed. He is probably stuck on an earlier stage of his life where he used to play with his anus and so he couldn’t mature psychologically. A fixation on that earlier stage. Maybe he even penetrated his anus with different things. There is even the possibility that someone fucked him when he was a teenager and Anton couldn’t get over it. I am sure he went to see many psychiatrists but couldn’t get over it. He has only one option and that option is expressing that homosexuality to its full so as to heal his schizophrenia.
[ Editor’s Note Below ]
4 Messages, 20 copies each of the above text
Steve D. | *****@yahoo.com | IP: 201.208.112.251
netnum: 201.208/14
status: allocated
owner: CANTV Servicios, Venezuela
ownerid: VE-CSVE-LACNIC
responsible: Ramón Cabello
address: Segunda Avenida de los Palos Grandes, 000, Entre Av. Fr
address: 1060 – Caracas – MI
country: VE
phone: +58 212 2095710 []
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:39 am
I play with my anus while listening to your CD Joe babe. Oooo… I feel tingly all over.
Are you still living with your mom? Tell her the Hulkster says hey 🙂
XOXO
The Psycho Homosexual Google Nazi Team
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:10 am
Dear Joseph,
Love your music. Why don’t you come spend some quality time with me at Hogg Wood, a quaint country estate I keep in Newcastlefordeshire on Thames. We could discuss your career, have a massage, and get to know one another quite well. Do you enjoy watersports?
Most sincerely, and with great anticipation,
Sir Denis Eaton-Hogg
President, Polymer Records
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:22 am
Hello everyone
Joesph Ferrante is an ex-piano tuner who suffers schizophrenia. He has been or still is a Scientologist. He uses fake names like George Higgins and anonymous to praise his own cover version of “Hey Jude”. He calls everyone a Nazi or Homosexual. I have been baiting him for three years.
The biggest joke is that Joseph has always been able to release his own version of Hey Jude under the Copyright Convention of Law 1964. Unfortunately Joseph has trouble reading (as you can tell from his posts) and doesn’t understand the difference between artist or composers copyright nor has he ever spoken to a music lawyer!
If he didnt have permission and he released the recording of Hey Jude for download then he has broken the law. This is what he accuses everyone else of doing!!
Joseph called me a Nazi Homosexual and threatened to kill me. I thought death was better than reading his crap story about his Beatles cover again but I do enjoy how nutty his postings are. I want him to keep it up because his rantings would make a very funny book and he is too stupid to realize that he cannot prevent people publishing his public postings.
Matthew Ellard
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:49 am
Ten Questions to “The Team”
1) Has Joseph Ferrante, after obtaining permission to cover the song Hey Jude, ever pressed this record and sold it at a market? If not, why not?
2) If so, who stopped him selling it? (Paul McCartney?) or did no one buy it?
3) What exactly is the conspiracy? If Joseph has permission to cover the song who is stopping him from selling it at a local corner store and has he ever received a letter from anyone saying “dont sell it”? Who from?
4) Where did Joseph graduate in Psychology? (Or is he a liar?)
5) Why does Joseph not allow anyone to write to him direct? If his blog’s ask for help to end the conspiracy why does he not allow us to contact him to explain a remedy?
6) If Joseph is the World’s greatest musician then why has he never recorded a second album like other real musicians? ( Has he run out of Beatles songs to cover?)
7) What does Joseph think a NAZI is? ( Does he mean a member of the German NSDAP 1933 to 1945?) If so why would we be NAZIs for making fun of him. Was Hitler known for his comic blogs against egotistical musicians?
8) If Joseph is so intelligent why does he need us mortal humans to release his record? Cannot Joseph start a small label and sell the records himself? There are many books on this subject. (many with pictures)
9) What exactly is Joseph’s problem with homosexuals. The world is a better place due to the work of Oscar Wilde, Plato, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Michaelangelo. Does Joseph think he is more important than these people? If so can he explain why?
10) Has Joseph ever thought for a nano-second, that he may be “strange” or that his cover version is only a cover version and thererfore people prefer the original
Now watch as Joseph and the Team go out of their way to avoid answering these questions. I will be called a NAZI and away we go again…..
Matthew Ellard
August 6th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
You sink you are a funny guy eh Her Ellard? Vel let me tell you somesink. Vee Nazis are very funny people. Und vee sink Her Josef is a very funny (und very attractive) man as vell. Vee enjoy Her Josef’s muzik ven vee have our pool parties. A little schnitzel, a little sponge cake, und a little vine and some Ferrante on zee record player. Vee know how to party Her Ellard, und vithout Josef’s vunderful muzik zer vould be no partying. NONE!
Vee love you Josef, please come out to play, und bring your svimming trunks and your tuning wrenches. My Bosendorfer is kaput.
Hugs,
Adolf
August 6th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Dear Adolf
The real truth is now out! It was Joseph, who flew a piano he was tuning, into the world trade towers. Joseph’s web spams are a subliminal method of making us innocent victims join Al Queda! Have you ever seen Osama Bin Ladin and Joseph in the same room together? No because they are one and the same person! Apparently the CIA played his album “Shangri-La” in Guantanemo Bay and half the inmates started singing along. It is through accidently hearing this record that is causing the high US casualty rate in Iraq.
PS I wrote to Chappell of Bond St (pianos). Joseph has not worked there for more than five years.
August 6th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Yeah, like other Nazis, he escaped to Argentina and Brazil…
August 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Silly mortal homosexual GoogleNazi persons. I scoff at your pathetic attempts to anger and intimidate me. Being a graduated enlightened piano tuner, a traveler of time and space, I am not confined by the laws that govern your society or your universe. Copyrights? Dilplomas? Record Companies? Internets? Hah! I am preparing an invasion, in fact the invasion has already begun. In collaboration with Head On in the United States I have secretly released my music in a new form that I alone have developed, Direct Neural Absorption. Through DNA my music will spread to the four corners of your puny planet, in fact you may have already infected yourself and others. That’s right foolish mortal peoples, all you have to do is “apply directly to the forehead” and you too will have the music of Ferrante in your brain forever. You will bow to me mere mortal homosexuals.
J
PS – Adolf please email me directions to the pool party. Will Sir Denis attend?
August 19th, 2007 at 4:09 am
Hi guys! I have been fighting my own little battles with crazy ferrante myself for about a year now, he has gone as far as to make a web page, acusing me of being a very dangerous drug dealer, and alerting the authorities of my gun selling follies in mexico… he just makes my life funnier and funnier… here’s the address… can you belive he uses angelfire? http://www.angelfire.com/planet/alertando/
August 20th, 2007 at 1:16 am
Dear Conflictiva
I cannot exactly translate what “The Team” has written about you on Angelfire but I get the basic meaning using Babelfish. I would love to read your first postings because you have obviously upset them with these postings (well done!).
I have been unable to find a recent posting by “The Team” on any website and I guess the Team ( ie Joseph) has given up.
August 20th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Mathew, the web page is SOO funny, I will translate it and post it, it is just so comical, it involves, drug cartels, large amounts of cash, the mounted police, mexican federales, seedy bars, dusty little pueblo, and I AM the center of this spaghetti western universe ferrante has so galantly created for me!. He has e mailed me, his team has e mailed me, and his LAWYERS.. using a cheesy hotmail account of course. I will translate what I have posted on my blog, and send it to you.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Dear friends
It is now 2008 and Joseph Ferrante has stopped posting for a year. I assume he is “in treatment”. If ever you are bored “google” “Joseph Ferrante” & “earthquakes”. As well as being a musical genius Joseph also wants to inform the world on how to prevent eathquakes.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Joseph Ferrante is alive, well and crazy as ever. He has tried to submit music to my radio station and he has gone on a rant because we don’t accept unsolicited material. not even beatles covers. this guy is a riot.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
He always posts from the same netblock, and I removed his ability to post. He still tries — he just gets a 403 error all the time.
It’s sad that he “even helped program the computer of Google so as to hide” references to this blog. *snicker*
And I would like to thank the Psycho Homosexual Google Nazi Team for making it tremendously more amusing! Seriously, Matt, Steve, & company, the comments are fucking brilliant! Reading back through all of this gave me the laugh I haven’t had in days.
March 24th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
He’s still at it…he’s been sending his crap to our station and going on about one of the MD’s in our company…here’s what he emailed me just today (for obvious reasons, I’ve blocked out the company name & the MD’s name):
***************
This is to inform you all about a racist and fascist person called XXXX XXXX working for one of the XXXXX radios. I did kindly send him my songs and he sent me back an offensive letter where he insulted me and threatened me saying that he would use his contacts inside XXXXXX as well as outside XXXXXX to block my music. I do not know what kind of dirty maneuvers, strategies and deceit he could have used in order to achieve his goal of blocking my songs over there. He also went on to say that he rules in the Canada radios and that everybody working on Canadian radio is his underdog and do what he says.
Are you his underdog and do what he says?
I believe a person like this should not work in any media network where he would have contact with the public.
I also received an email from a certain XXXXXX of the same XXXXXX Network where she said “You songs are very good but we will not play them”. If they are good songs why wouldn’t they play them? I am sure this woman must have got involved by the maneuver of this XXXXX XXXXXX
I repeat I do not know what kind of lies and brainstorming this racist fascist lunatic called XXXXX XXXXXX could have used to carry out his dirty plan, all I know is that I see the effects.
I want to ask you all to broadcast my music as anybody else’s music. Also I want to ask you all to help me undo what this mentally ill racist and his allays must have done. I believe Canada is a great Nation and for this reason I worked hard to get your email addresses. I also have special consideration for Canada because I had a Canadian girlfriend some 18 years back.
Please do not reply to this email because this account will be deleted and your replies will not be read.
Kind Regards:
Joseph Ferrante
***************
All I can say is, wow…LUNATIC!!!
April 6th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I believe this is a bunch of lunatics talking about someone who does not exist at all. Science fiction. Seems to me they invented it all and they even reply to themselves. It is a lunatics ping pong.
I can see people are really insane somewhere. They even invented Joseph Ferrande and a dozen more names in here. Weird story. Now is time for them to go to bed and take their pills for insanity.
April 7th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Funny, since I could post all the IP’s who’ve posted on here, and they’d all NOT be open proxies — but yours, THE TEAM.
January 11th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Thank you for the update. Since I started having fun with “Joseph” five years ago I decided to have more fun and join the Skeptic Society forum. They have a new “Joseph Ferrante” turn up each week with claims of aliens, secret Nazi bases, their ability to prove einstein wrong, and so on. However I will always have a soft spot for “The Team” and their rantings.
January 11th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
ROFLMAO Send me a link in Feedback. Sounds brilliant.
Perhaps I’ll help program the computers of Google to find it. lol
January 17th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Here is the start of the forum thread for my top looney for 2009
http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11253&start=0
Matthew
May 25th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Joe! Toilet World was covered on American Idol! Need some new tunes young man, and a tour. Call me…
Sir Denis
August 6th, 2012 at 12:57 am
It’s starting again: http://forums.ledzeppelin.com/index.php?/topic/18131-another-song-by-joseph-ferrante/
January 28th, 2013 at 6:07 pm
Since I see that you keep updating the comments in this post, I’ll proudly inform everybody that me, while performing my duties as a moderator at a general culture forum, have been enlightened with the attention of Mr. Ferrante from aroundabout one year. We keep banning him and removing all his posts (because he links to his commercial website in them), but that doesn’t stop him from pestering, I mean, gracing us with his presence. Yesterday I just removed another of his posting masterpieces and had him banned (again), and one hour ago I received a private e-mail accusing me of, well, being a NAZI CHILEAN HOMOSEXUAL. I wonder how does he know my romantic interests, although he seems to be pretty misinformed about my political interests and nationality.
Herr Adolf, Sir Denis, could you gently let me be informed about the next pool party? I could bring some Chablis.
Cheers!
January 30th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
Yeah, this stuff cracks me up. LOL
Check out Joe’s “latest” bit of information: http://ferrantemusic3.byethost13.com/2.htm
I know it’s supposed to be “wrong” to make fun of the mentally ill, but WTF? LOL