Umm, WHO Wants Some Ass?

April 2nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm by Mark
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     Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words…

Traerme Aquel Asno!

     And in case see it and think, “No way! Someone’s been messing with the sign!” the Spanish Translation on the other side would prove otherwise…

Traerme Aquel Asno!

     Sometimes modern translations can be a little … ummm … too modern.  😉  Before anyone drives to Memphis to rip Pastor Whalum a new donkey-hole,  check out this bit from the KJV:

Mat 21:1 And when they drew nigh unto Jerusalem, and were come to Bethphage, unto the mount of Olives, then sent Jesus two disciples,

Mat 21:2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.

     See?  It was innocent afterall … but good for a laugh, anyway.  😉

Photo Credit: Chris Davis of the Memphis Flyer. Good stuff, guys!

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7 Responses to “Umm, WHO Wants Some Ass?”

  1. WhoreChurch Says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt!

  2. Monty Says:

    And the guy about to nail them to the cross said, “I’d hit that.”

  3. Sam Kelter Says:

    Daniel wasn’t devoured by the pussy. David said, “I hit that.” And Moses said, “That was hot.”

  4. Mushy Says:

    Holy jackass, Batman!

  5. Monty Says:

    And, can someone explain to me why it is Good Friday? What’s good about it? “They’re getting ready to kill Jesus. Good Friday!” Does not make sense.

  6. Mark Says:

    i.e. Prophecy begins to be fulfilled, Good Friday.

    Ok, I better stop this … I’m starting to sound … ummm …

  7. Monty Says:

    Thank God It’s Friday!