Hottie of the Day: Susanna Hoffs
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 pm by Mark
Tags: hotties, humor, music, photos, sex, susanna-hoffs, women
Since Diva hasn’t done a Hottie of the Day/Week/Moment post in a while, I thought I’d take a stab at it…
Admit it… You know The Bangles song, “Walk Like an Egyptian.” And if you were male, you have to admit that when you saw the video, you went, “Oh, man, she is hot!”
Now, I’m sort of a connoisseur of beautiful women. I see beautiful women everywhere. I have interesting conversations with beautiful women. I have fun with beautiful women. I date beautiful women. I even marry some of them.
I have a quirky sense of “beauty,” tho. I tend to see women four dimensionally… I can look at how they look now, pick them out of the crowd in their elementary school photos, and know what they’ll look like as they get older…
It’s a neat party trick, and it’s always surprising to see someone who’s gorgeous from day one to day zero… Most people go through the ugly duckling phase at least once in their lives.
As for this particular 5’2″ hottie, here we are some twenty-one years later, and yep, she could still start a fire… at an incredibly young 48.
Yep… for real!
The sultry siren turned 48 in January… And if that’s not worthy of recognition, I dunno what is… 😉
But, I have to admit… That music still makes me throw up in my mouth a little…
Photo 1 courtesy of VH1.
Photo 2 23-Oct-2006 by Jessee Grant, Copyright © WireImage.com.
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
“a connoisseur of beautiful women”
Find me a guy that isn’t. You all want beautiful women, don’t you? I mean, what guy wakes up and says, “Yeah.. I’m gonna bag me an ugly girl today?”
However, I agree. She is beautiful (though dark haired women often are), and I suggest you just take some Gravol or something for that throwing up problem. ; – )
August 22nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Well… by “connoisseur,” I meant that I’m a little more informed than the average armchair critic. I still teach Artists things about the female body that they never noticed. 😉
I happen to know quite a few men who’d prove your theory wrong because when things are serious, we do tend to look beyond the skin-deep. There’s gotta be a helluva lot more than a pretty face to seriously turn my head — anything less is just a diversion… *grin*
Besides … There are still plenty of guys out there who say, “I’ll never date a ten, so I’m gonna go pick up five twos.” *snicker*
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I can still see her ass shakin in the short fringed skirt.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
i’d tongue her tight little ass#$*& and eat her creamy s#!*
November 9th, 2008 at 8:06 am
If there was ever a woman that got better with age it can only be Susanna. She is hotter than she ever was. Kisses to you Susanna