The FaceBook Apology

January 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm by Glenn
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Today I received a message starting out with an apology.  It’s pretty basic.  It’s pretty lame.

Fifteen years ago she told me that I was going nowhere as she ripped out my heart.  Today she offeres an apology and asks me what is going on.  On FaceBook.

So what should my response be?

So far my favorite is “You no longer have the privilege to know”.  I think it speaks loudly enough.  How about you?  Offer up your suggestions and I’ll gladly use it and give you credit.

I’ll phrase it as:

“One of my friends on suggests that …………”


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4 Responses to “The FaceBook Apology”

  1. Mark Says:

    If she’d said, “Hey, call me, listen, I really need to talk to you, where can we meet?” and given an actual, heartfelt apology, it might’ve meant something, eh?

    Some things take more than words.

    The true sign of an Internet Addict … taking the coward’s way out when facing life, keeping their distance by doing everything sight-unseen. There is help available.

    The best response … is no response at all.

  2. Zacque Says:

    I agree with Mark, the internet communication is too easy a way to get in contact with someone. A phone call would be the better option. All three of us know that there are many fish in the sea. Glenn, there are better ones out there.

    I think you tell her nothing.

  3. ubermouth Says:

    Fuck her! If it’s taken her 15 yrs to ask,then that hardly reeks of genuine concern.
    I would just write back,’ and you are?……’

  4. Glenn Says:

    Ok and the resulting email was……

    Hardly seems neccessary now.

    Not much. But it’s what I went with.